#Coding Advisor

[curtain-caller]

Hello everyone I have come to a realization thanks to the candle man

[comatosebunny09]

I hate when I start having ideas when I’m meant to sleep. I dozed off and dreamt about Zayne being Sylus’ royal physician.

After calmly taking His Majesty’s vitals following a night in the forest (hint hint), Zayne coolly tells the king to avoid anything or being around anyone that may trigger his instincts for the time being.

On cue, you enter the king’s quarters, switching off shifts with the guard by his door. Zayne’s gaze flicks between the entrance and His Majesty in warning, to which Sylus smirks, saying, “I’ll be good, doctor. Promise.”

Zayne, of course, is unconvinced. But that doesn’t stop him from gathering his things with a tired sigh, moving past you with a wary look.

You cautiously move to the king’s bedside to greet him, only to be suddenly snatched into the circle of his arms onto his bed where Sylus tangles your legs together, burying his nose into the hollow of your shoulder to inhale your potent scent.

“Y-Your Majesty!” you stammer, mortified, “weren’t you just told to avoid doing anything strenuous?”

He nuzzles further into your skin, getting a good whiff of your hair, sighing like a content feline. “Yes. I’m instead doing something that calms me down. Now hold still while I get a fill of my sedative.”

You give up fighting after it becomes clear he has no intention of letting you go, his arm a possessive pressure around your middle, fastening you to him. You can’t help the fond little upward tick of your mouth.

“At least let me take off my boots, sir.”

[starbuck]

the worst part of taking statistics is thinking about doing statistics and the best part of taking statistics is actually doing statistics.

[techmomma]

Did you know the king of england had an official Keeper of the Heads position whose duty was to prepare and maintain the severed heads stuck on pikes on London Bridge

anyway I think that's the funniest possible thing to receive a check for. "Here's your weekly pay for... boiling and tarring the head of the king's archnemesis who was drawn and quartered this morning. Would you prefer check or direct deposit?"

did you get annual reviews for how you arranged the pikes. did your pay depend on how lifelike you could keep the dessicated flesh of the severed head. was your pay knocked if one of the heads rotted too much and fell off.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

The Advisors Alliance: Growling Tiger Roaring Dragon (2017) - Episode 31/44

[rain-cloudsky]

I think my absolute favorite trope is the queer coded evil advisor who is clearly evil but no one bats an eye and is planning to steal the throne in the most extra way possible

[scoobydoodean]

Ooh what if I made gifs 2day

[seismologically-silly]

about the error: the stackexchange people say don't touch it. my advisor says don't touch it. i don't want to touch it.

i think i have to touch it.

[beforeviolets]

dissertation crisis hour!!

[badolmen]

Advisor: yeah there’s some lingering data structure issues we need to address

Me: yeah! You know if only you looked at this at any point in the last six months instead of encouraging me to submit it and then acting like these issues just cropped up all of a sudden after your boss yelled at you for encouraging me to submit a half baked thesis.

[tag-if]

WAIT has anyone asked for a fake out/ make out scenario yet? For the RO's I mean:D

they haven't, but i'm going to be a bit cheeky here and take advantage of your phrasing to drop (what i hope will be) a fun little Caras and T.B backstory tidbit

not exactly what you meant, i know, but i hope it's enjoyed nontheless (it is RO and it is fake out/make out)

"Tally!"

Caras hissed, nails digging into the back of the second royal's hand as they were dragged along, footsteps heavy on the cobbles as they tore through the streets. Of course the physician had been pulled into the shenanigans of the runaway royal, even if they were only out for the evening. Caras had caught them sneaking out, dressed in lower class clothes, a hood pulled low over their features, and had reluctantly gone along with it (for all they complained, Caras truly did trust Tally, and they knew how to have fun).

"Come on, keep up!"

Came the response, their voices drowned out by the inn across the street, and the sounds of more footsteps approaching them. The guards. They had been caught sneaking back towards the palace and, assuming they were street urchins, the guards had given chase.

"Down here, against the wall!"

"What do you mean 'down h-'?!"

Caras' indignant questioning was cut off as Tally's warm lips enveloped their's. They were gentle, almost oddly so given their brash personality, turning so their back was shielding Caras from view, and only lingered long enough to hear the guards give a mocking scoff and move along. As soon as Tally moved away, Caras brought their hand up and slapped the back of their head, causing Tally to yelp out in surprise.

"You ass, a heads up would have been nice!"

"Whatever, you know you enjoyed it, you love me."

"Shut up! Come on, let's go before they loop back."

There was a laugh in Caras' voice, and when the two returned to the palace, they even jokingly threatened to kiss them goodnight if they didn't go to bed right away. The two joke about it, sometimes, when Tally's parents aren't around, to the confusion of everyone else.

[autixel]

I think being able to homoerotically loom over someone's shoulder would fix me

[chiropteracupola]

awoken at half past six by my broken bugle banging against the window-frame in the wind… really not an enthusiast of this new thing where I wake up too early with so much energy, go back to sleep, and wake up again The Most Sleepy.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Sima Yi getting bullied (part one?)

[kraniumet]

sucessfully implemented a simple save game functionality and i'm disproportionally proud about it

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

idk if I have any people following me who make a living on their art alone, but if you have any tax and legal tips (e.g. what's one thing you wish you knew before you started?), I am all ears